You still use Hotmail??
Stupid question but do you use the Internet? Yes? ok, well do you use hotmail? If you answered yes then why?
Let me get all Mystic Meg on you for a moment, your answer will have been one of the following:
a) I’ve always used it
b) It’s free
c) I don’t know what else to use
d) What’s wrong with hotmail?
Let me be even more smug and patronising now and assume that you’ve at least made the leap from Internet Explorer to FireFox, Chrome, Safari etc? If not then stop reading this now, just leave the Internet and take up whittling or something, you probably send chain emails with the subject line of:
FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:HILARIOUS
and ending with a message along the lines of:
“Please forward this on to brighten your friends day too, if you send it to 20 people in the next minute, angels will ensure you won’t contract chronic dysentery all week x”
Hotmail is an awful, sluggish turd of a service, in place since the dawn of the Internet when comic-sans, ,wav files and animated GIF’s of dancing babies were all the rage so why are we still using it when it’s not moved on much since then?
I’m asking all hotmail users to at least try Gmail for 2 weeks, it’s free, slick, has tons of storage and some awesome free services as standard, if you don’t like it as much as hotmail then I will refund you with 10 internets and we’ll never speak of this again

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